I love it when I want it to stop

Somewhere along the yellow brick road to find the Wiz and get my heart I fell off the side and rolled into a briar patch .. and there in the thickest part I found three. I ate one and had two left over. I wanted to eat them all but there wasn't enough room in my stomach so I saved the other two for later.

Origami doggie-bag coming right up.

So the problem. I was stuck in the briar patch and all rusted tight and no where to take my new found pulsing organ. All this blood flow and no where to spend it. Damn good thing Princess Peach had taken her mushroom home or I would have shown her just what I could do with her truffle.

Party of one? Let me find you a table, Sir.

I could feel every skin cell. Hell I could feel every DNA strand twisting with my new found sensitivity. Suddenly I was so small and it was so big and the White Rabbit was tapping me on the shoulder and asking me if I wanted wine with my meal.

And may I say a very good year, Sir.

Oh where or where has my little bitch gone? Oh where oh where can she be? Never mind, you'll do nicely nicely. Now put your lips right here and .. whistle.

Will there be two for dinner, Sir? Let me get you another glass.

Oh it hurts me. Three little mittens had lost their kittens and they began to cry. Poor little mittens I've eaten your kittens and now I am going to die.

May I suggest the mutton, Sir?

Someone stop this merry-go-round I want to get off. I think I might puke. No, wait .. too late. Can I ride again now .. I have two more tickets.

Your bill, Sir. Will that be cash or credit?